i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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