Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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