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rubbish cock?
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you suck at this game today
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My cat gives me a boner
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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