What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
