I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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