would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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