Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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