Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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