I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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