i think my mom watched the whole time
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
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