dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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