bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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