guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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