ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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