your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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