It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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