What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
