Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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