About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
