Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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