sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Two words: blizzard sex
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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