that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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