You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
