So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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