I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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