I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
