i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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