I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
How external is "for external use only"?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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