Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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