Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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