Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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