I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
