What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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