Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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