I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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