Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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