wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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