a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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You. Win. At. Life.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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