Don't make out with my wife yet
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Come see our sink grown plant.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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