i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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