I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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