brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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