am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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