I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
