we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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