That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I supernannyed him into submission
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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