Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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