No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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