he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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