I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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