let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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