When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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