just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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