my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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