Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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