garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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