on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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