I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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