dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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