Grow some girl-balls and come out already
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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